her teeth was stained but
her heart was pure darling
oh she's lookin' better after
every beer I haven't gone
if the phone don't ring
you'll know it's me oh no
she's acting single and I'm
drinking doubles ? if love
were oil I'd be a quart low
I liked you better before
? when I say I love you
when you know I've been
a liar all my life I changed